NETHERWORLD Monster of the Month: January 2012 Goblins!

According to Wikipedia, “a goblin is a legendary evil or mischievous creature, a grotesquely evil or evil-like phantom”. Webster defines them as “an ugly or grotesque sprite that is usually mischievous and sometimes evil and malicious”. Rather generalized definitions, certainly, but a fine jumping-in point for the uninitiated, making one trait abundantly clear…

Evil!

Early accounts and descriptions of goblins portrayed them as living in caves, or dark, quiet woodland areas. Bouncing back and forth between the physical and spiritual realms, they enjoyed a kinship with certain witches and sorcerers, and could be summoned upon to serve through spells. It was considered foolish to anger or cross a goblin, as they were known to be capable of tremendous vengeance. However, if a goblin felt a bond with a human, they were fiercely loyal and greatly mourned their passing when that fateful day arrived.

Typically believed to be small in stature, usually anywhere from a few inches to two or three feet tall, goblins commonly appeared thin of build and brownish or greenish in color. Many historians describe them as having harsh features, with pointed ears and noses, and possessing certain magical powers. Most found them to be annoying and troublesome, and could find very little to easily distinguish males from females (if such differences even existed).

It appears that the earliest traces of goblins were discovered in the British Isles, and it is theorized that they spread throughout Europe by way of ship. They never settled in conventional homes, and were known to wander about, taking refuge in secluded areas to avoid humans and the corruption they spread throughout the world. While viewed as malevolent by many, it can be said that goblins are simply resentful of the changes mankind has brought about, upsetting the delicate balance of the natural order of things. Landing somewhere between the beasts of the world and humankind, they are simply unable to conform or accept progress and cannot mix with “civilized” races.

As sightings of goblins (or orcs, as they are also often called) increased over the years, so did the discovery of many varieties and traits. The orcs of Middle Earth were almost the height of humans (lending to the belief that this particular breed were actually twisted, tortured elves who were created to serve the dark powers), and notoriously cruel. It seemed, in fact, to be their instinct to destroy and kill, living only to inflict suffering and torment on any and all – particularly things of beauty or nature. In much contemporary lore, orcs range from lowly, slow-witted beings to swift, cunning warriors who are not to be taken lightly. Most carry weaponry designed for hand-to-hand combat – spears, clubs, knives, swords and so forth – and have little fear of pain or death. They tend to travel in groups or tribes, and while somewhat self-serving remain loyal to those they serve. This reputation has established them as a race to be avoided unless there is simply no alternative.

Whether rampaging on foot or riding down their enemies on gruesome beasts, goblins have perfected the art of instilling fear in their enemies. Sporting the hides and skins of their victims, gnashing horrible teeth, adorning themselves with bones and fearsome masks, they are a formidable lot and unleash chaos wherever they tread. Often accompanied by other foul aberrations, goblins cast a deadly shadow over all they encounter.

As the war rages on between the Earthly realm we know and the sinister forces of the Netherworld, goblins and orcs have joined the fray en masse, and firmly planted their monstrous feet opposite the warriors of the Illuminati, bent on destroying all that is good. Skilled at forging weapons and controlling war beasts, these crafty foot soldiers crave human flesh and fight tirelessly to serve their evil masters. Eagerly awaiting the arrival of unsuspecting humans each night, they charge headlong into battle to satisfy an unquenchable bloodlust. Pity those who cross paths with these brutes, for the average human being is no match for such a rage-fueled fiend. Lunging out of the shadows and stealing away victims, the goblins of NETHERWORLD Haunted House personify that one defining trait…

Evil.

NETHERWORLD Monster of the Month: December 2011 Krampus!

Halloween isn’t the only season for monster sightings. Within Netherworld Haunted House a veritable army of unnatural beings lurk year round, seeking release from the confines of America’s leading haunted attraction. Ever plotting the downfall of humankind, the sinister forces of the Netherworld waste no time in hatching their evil schemes, hungry for mortal flesh and a taste of freedom. From cannibals to goblins to vampires to zombies, there is never a shortage of monstrosities lurking about.

Join us as we explore the many foul creatures that exist within Netherworld, and examine their hideous origins and legends. Each month we will unveil another nasty Netherspawn, to better prepare you, the human reader, for the ghastly ghouls you will encounter come fall 2012. Forewarned is forearmed. Or possibly four-armed, depending on your taste in monsters…

Netherworld creatures won’t kramp(us) your holiday style!

On any given evening, as the sun descends and the moon rises, giant shaggy brutes roam the grounds of Netherworld Haunted House, carrying switches and rattling rusty chains and bells as they search for bad children to stuff in their sacks and devour later in their fiery lairs.

Legend claims that these creatures, known as Krampus, accompany Saint Nicolas in Alpine countries during the Christmas season, to warn and punish the naughty while Jolly Ol’ Saint Nick rewards the good girls and boys. Typically bearing a devil-like appearance, with large horns, a monstrous tongue, cloven hooves, and thick fur, Krampus may also appear as a sinister gentleman dressed in black. Also known as Black Peter (as well as a host of other names in various regions – Kneckt Ruprecht, Pelzebock, Pelznickel (or Belznickel), Hans Muff, Bartel, Gumphinkel, and Stoppklos), these gruesome beasts offer a stark contrast in holiday punishment to the American lump of coal. Better not pout, indeed!

The origin of the Krampus dates back several thousand years, but traditions regarding the creature diminished until the mid-nineteenth century, when the idea of Saint Nicolas was revived in parts of Europe. The Krampus card gained popularity, and the legends began anew. However, following the 1934 Austrian Civil War, the Krampus tradition was prohibited by the Dollfuss regime. It returned after the end of World War II and remains a staple of the Christmas holiday today..

The Krampus is celebrated on Krampusnacht, taking place on December 5th – the eve of St. Nicholas’ Day in Austria, Northern Italy, France, Finland, and other parts of Europe. Costumed citizens disguised as devils, witches and man-beasts carry torches as they take part in the Krampus Run – or Krampuslauf – stalking the streets (often intoxicated, it would appear) and terrifying everyone they encounter. In some communities, they leer into childrens’ bedrooms from outside, warning of the need to be good, and are invited in by parents to drive the point home.

Europeans have long included Krampus in Christmas celebrations (vintage Krampus cards are a highly-sought after collectible, having exploded in popularity in the mid-nineteenth century), but US audiences are now getting in on the action. Krampus runs have sprung up in Oregon and Pennsylvania, to name a few, and the monsters have popped up in much American pop culture. There is even a Krampus beer – naturally.

Within the shadowy chambers of Netherworld Haunted House, Krampus have joined the dark sinister forces who attempt to unleash terror on the mortal realm. Working alongside gargoyles, goblins, nightmare kings and war beasts, they seek to secure innocent victims to whip with switches before feeding on their tender human flesh.

This year you may want to work a bit harder to stay off that naughty list…

Thanks for an Amazing Season!

We would like to thank our amazing crew for putting on the insane spectacle of fear and fun that is NETHERWORLD Haunted House! Every year we put all we can into to it and with all of your blood sweat and fear it just gets better! We could not ask for a more dedicated and talented staff, truly the best of the best – it is because of YOU that haunt enthusiasts flock to this place from all over the country. We would also like to thank our patrons who come back to see us every year and all of our hard core fans that make your visit to NETHERWORLD into a yearly tradition. We put on the show for YOU, the folks who love Halloween, the folks who love to scared and amazed! Thanks again! You have all been so good to us, and we will once again work non-stop to create an even more over the top spectacle of terror in 2012!